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NEWS ARCHIVE

22. Nov. 2008

The Liberation of the Korean Penninsula!

The 69th GIAP has been tasked to assist our North Korean brothers in the unification of their Sourthern brothers. Our brave YAPPERS, SHAPPERS and BAPPERS of the 69th will be given the task to destroy the enemies airforce, ground and naval assets. So far the battles have been tough. But, success has been on side of 69th GIAP. As they have destroyed several of the enemies airfields and one of their front line carriers. Moral appears to be exceptionally high for our fine fighting men and woman!

22. Nov. 2008

Order of Lenin for Serzhant VALYA

SERZHANT VALYA of the heroic 69.GIAP Squadron has been awarded the Order of The People's Commisar of Defence of The U.S.S.R. and the Order of Lenin for outstanding deeds of heroism as Flight Leader in the KIEV Campaign. SERZHANT VALYA and her group of heroic wingmen have deprived the enemy of 17 front line aircraft, with the loss of only 2 of our own fighters and none of our beloved pilots being killed or wounded.

Hero of the Soviet Union Gold Star for Serzhant MALYSH

Attention to all! It is a Pravda honor to announce that Serzhant MALYSH will received the Hero of the Soviet Union Gold Star for shooting down 10 enemy aircraft during the on going Kiev Campaign! Currently, SERZHANT MALYSH holds the 69.GIAP record for number of air kills at 14, and is said to be excited about increasing his kill count in the next mission. In a brief inteview, the heroic pilot claimed that he owes all his prowless to his Flight Leader VALYA, his Training Officer CONAN and is inspired by OZABO and STENKA, the squadrons respective KP and XO.

22. Sept. 2008

Kadets after their final basic training flights

New Serzhants!

Be it known that Tovarish Kadet MALYSH and Tovarish Kadet VANYA have successfully completed the 69th GIAP Basic Gunnery Course and are hereby awarded the GIAP Basic Gunnery Badge in the grade of FIRST CLASS!</p>
<p class="latest_bulletin_text">Additionally and with great honor, Tovarish MALYSH and Tovarish VANYA are hereby promoted, effective immediately, to Tovarish SERZHANT MALYSH and Tovarish SERZHANT VANYA. Their accomplishments reflect great credit upon themself, the 69th GIAP and the entire VVS. ZA RODINU!

17. Aug. 2008

FLASH!

British Army crosses the Rhine!

In a stunning development the British Army supported by a sky darkening effort by the RAF, have pushed the Hun from Holland and crossed the Rhine into the edge of the German homeland. At this writing, the skies have been cleared of the enemy above us here in the Netherlands but air battles continued furiously over the Rhineland industrial centers late into the night while newly freed citizens danced in the streets of every Dutch town right up to the very borders of Germany itself!

In a sign of the release of pent up frustration, citizen’s groups paraded collaborators through the streets and shaved their heads for the shame of their transgressions. Of note was the shaving of a bearded lady in Nijmegen with a “Redvo” tattoo under her blouse who was then thrown in the river!

Our hats are off to the brave men of the RAF that were regularly seen quite close in their Tempests, blasting ferociously at the retreating Wehrmacht armor formations as well as the brave lads in their Spitfires and Mustangs seen swirling above the fray weaving a tapestry of contrails and death for the Luftwaffe’s pall. We were treated on the last night of this stage of the war by a thundering formation of B-25s that roared into the distance and marked their passing with a fabulous fireworks display within the factories of the Rhineland!

From his headquarters safe in the rear, the CINC of this operation, Field Marshall CONAN issued a release that read, "This evening I am pleased to report that Allied Forces have swept the German menace from every village pub in Holland. Free beer for the Allies!!" The message was withdrawn after an hour of great consternation and protest from Heineken officials.

23. July 2008